Type out the sentence you end up with.
Pick the month you were born;
January -------- I slept with
February -------- I yelled at
March -------- I cussed out
April -------- I licked
May -------- I sniffed
June -------- I danced with
July -------- I loved
August -------- I ate dinner with
September -------- I bit
October -------- I smacked
November -------- I karate chopped
December -------- I kicked
Pick the date you were born on;
1 -------- a monkey
2 -------- a police officer
3 -------- a homeless guy
4 -------- a football player
5 -------- your mom
6 -------- a stuffed animal
7 -------- a banana
8 -------- a cell phone
9 -------- a telephone pole
10 -------- a cucumber
11 -------- your bestfriend's brother
12 -------- a ninja
13 -------- a spider
14 -------- a dirty magazine
15 -------- a one-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
16 -------- a coffee maker
17 -------- a snow cone
18 -------- your cousin
19 -------- your bestfriend's boyfriend
20 -------- a computer
21 -------- a donut
22 -------- a fireman
23 -------- a grandpa
24 -------- a girl
25 -------- a goat
26 -------- a lemon
27 -------- a box
28 -------- a pickle
29 -------- a black cat
30 -------- a munchkin
31 -------- a smurf
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing;
White -------- because I am not in touch with reality.
Black -------- because I am a mysterious ninja.
Pink -------- because I am cool like that.
Red -------- because I am sexy and I do what I want.
Blue -------- because I should be locked in a mental ward.
Green -------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Purple -------- because I am NOT crazy.
Gray -------- because I'm in need of some serious help.
Yellow -------- because Big Bird is my leader.
Orange -------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Other -------- because someone offered me $5.00.
More than 2 colors -------- because I'm good like that.
More than 3 colors -------- because that's is how I roll.
Mine is;
"I licked a spider because I should be locked in a mental ward".
