teach me how.

I know you think my blog is dead, right?
You're wrong baby, wrong.
My blog is still alive.
Alive baby, alive.
I still know how to blog, okay?
I know baby, I know.
baby, baby, baby.. ohhhhhh.


It is currently 11.20 am and here I am, in my blog. I am lazy to go to school today. Better not be present than skipping classes. Skipping class is not good. Most likely you will come across with your class teacher around the school.


So Nurafifah Nordin, jangan escape lagi okay? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no promises. I just get used to it already, okay? Can't help it. WAIT! aku lapar! sekajap ah.... done, I'm full! indalah, aku tipu. WAHHHH, penipu yang jujur. GREAT! Okay, let's get back to the topic. The best place to hide when skipping classes is cafeteria because teacher cannot go to the cafeteria when teaching. BRILLIANT? I know.


Hey I'm just wondering, escape ani berdosa kah? If so, banyak tah sudah dosa ku ni ah. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA, not funny. ==' eh, cali kali ah. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. Sudah tah kau pah eh, ku tampar kau karang. Kuat ni aku ah, inda kau takut?

Back To December lyrics

selamat berpuasa.

Aku balum dapat kura-kura ah. Macammana ni?
tekajut kamu kah? awa bah, awu bah.

Assalamualaikum.

Di sini saya duduk hanya untuk menegak kebenaran bahawa saya ingin membeli kura-kura. Sesungguhnya saya tidak berbohong. Bohong itu berdosa besar, apatah lagi di bulan ramadhan yang suci ini. By the way people, SELAMAT MENYAMBUT BULAN RAMADHAN.

Sebenarnya inda ku tau ni apakan type. Pasal apa tu nah? cuba kamu teka...... eh, inda payah kamu teka lah. Since aku ani busy, inda ada masa ku ni kan menunggu kamu meneka ah. Awu bah, sebenarnya aku lapar. Cuba kamu fahami ni perasaan ku ah. Cuba kamu a'asa apa yang ku a'asa ani, ba'u kamu te'asa apa yang ku a'asa ani (silent R).

Kosong ni otakku nyamo. Pasal apa nah? inda payah ku bagitau kali ah? pasal kamu ani pun pintar sudah. Andangnya ni, kalau kamu masuk ke blog ku ani, jadi pintar tah kamu. So jangan tekajut. hahahahahaaahhahah.

sampai di sini saja dahulu, wabillahitaufik walhidayah wassalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. * tunduk hormat dan berlari ke dapur. SUNGKAIIIIIIIIIIIII.

Aiman's 12th birthday.

I just got back home at 7 pm. Bitul sent me home (to be exact, her kaka drove us). I spent HALF of my day outside today. at Bitul's cousins' crib and at Soon Lee Lambak. kamu tau apa yang kami nampak di sana? inda kan? kami nampak orang bayar pakai duit seringgit-seringgit sampai seratus labih, batah jua lah kami menunggu, but it was fun though. :D

by the way, HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY AIMAN! Aiman marah arah Kaka Pipah. :s eeee, Kaka Pipah takut. NOT! hahahahaha! don't worry, Kaka sayang Aiman. :DDDDDDD

I don't feel like eating tonight. I think because my friend, her sister and her cousin forced me to eat this afternoon (is 5 pm considered afternoon or evening?). ah dik, ah? jolibee jangan kau lupa ah? hahahahaha! but since tadi kamu culik aku (tapi inda berjaya, pasal aku cerdik), so tambah tah tu ah?

I got E for my sociology. ALHAMDULILLAH. (sekadar jua si Pipah ani eh, E jua saja) selalu U, okay?

Esok aku inda datang CCA eh, aku malas (bila jua rajin). Aku ngalih jua bah sebenarnya.

who cares?

on monday, we walked to the lift (actually, students are not allowed to use it, but.... who cares? that was not my FIRST time) and went to the first floor because we were having our FIRST maths extra class and it was my FIRST extra class for this year. Miss Nur gave our test papers back and I got 85 percent. :DDDDD biar tia wah aku kambang, aku selalu fail! FIRST time wah ni aku bangga dengan maths. FIRST time ku merasai dapat distinction tahun ani.

aku kalat mata sudah ni sebenarnya. -______o mataku sebelah kanan tidur sudah, yang kiri sikit lagi tertutup. HAHAHAHAHA! tapi aku cuba tahan lah ah? okay? pasal kamu kan membaca, since hidupku ani siuk banar-banar, yatah kamu iski kan membaca. :D kamu macam, "eh si pipah sudah update blog nya! laju tah baca eh? siuk ni hidupnya ah!" (OMG! I'm so full of myself, but.... who cares?)

-___________- apa ertinya tu nah? I-am-really-confused. SIGH! and I am happy. :DDD see~ because this week some of my teachers lambat masuk class, like 5 minutes. (5 minutes jua saja) 5 minutes sudah cukup, okay? enough for Bitul and I to go to the toilet.... and to the canteen to buy some sweets and drinks (15 minutes lah, 5 minutes mana cukup). Cikgu lambat, kami lagi lambat.

kamu pun happy ni aku rasa, pasal aku update blog ku yang serba indah ani, kan? bukan masanya kan ego ni ah.

aku kan berasin eh. HATCHUU! Alhamdulillah.

yawn~ Auzubillah~

apa ertinya tu nah? kalau kamu pintar, kamu tau ni. HAHAHA! aku nak tidur dengan mata yang tertutup rapat (inda pulang rapat banar, pasal kalau aku tidur mata ku terbuka sikit).

sikit jua ah? kalau essay fail sudah ni.. WHO CARES?

ASSALAMUALAIKUM!

ASSessment!

Adek Bitul bte Uncle Mawi!
HAPPY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY! sikit jua umurmu ani ah? inda banyak, macam sekajap ganya aku mengira. :DD hahahahahahaha! cali kaka pipah atu eh. :p

tapi kau ani sama saja macam kelmarin, masa umurmu 15 masih, kan? or maybe lapas seminggu, baru tah kau berakal? kali jua ahhh... cuba kau kali 2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I want to give you my love for your present, mahu? tapi indalah semua cintaku ku bagi, untuk kawanku yang lain lagi. OKAY? and kau lahir di dunia yang sementara ani masa umurku 2 tahun 2 bulan plus plus! :0 aku tua, atau pun kau yang muda?

*yawn* Auzubillahi minasyaiton nirrajim~

aku TER-escape (aku sengaja pulang, tapi aku buat TER supaya kamu fikir aku inda sengaja and kamu fikir aku ani goodgirl) sekajap tadi pasal aku di lobby liat performance, siuk durang main guitar (y) tapi abang Amin inda mau ajar, katanya belajar sendiri pakai buku. HISH! hmmmm... tadi di lobby aku jadi loner sekajap pasal mereka ngalih, so aku seorang saja yang ke lobby dengan hati yang luka. HAHAHAHAH! But suddenly, I saw 5 makhluks were sitting on the floor sambil melihat orang menyanyi. I was late for 15 minutes, tapi kami belajar sepatutnya 30 minutes pulang.

30 minutes - 15 minutes = 15 minutes.
Therefore, 15 minutes saja aku di class.
PANDAI EHHHHHHHH!

aku sudah bagitau kah yang aku mahu kura-kura? balum kan???? yeah, balum! aku mahu turtle yang basarnya macam jari kelingking Aiman. :D


and happy advance 17th birthday, Nano!
(sehari durang seumur)
have a blast!

(batah jua lah aku memikir untuk tajuk post ani... tapi nada yang sesuai) -

Sorry about my previous post, pasal aku inda edit balik. :( maafkan aku ah? :D

by the way, happy 17th birthday to Liyana and happy birthday to Sadi! How old are you, Sadi? (inda pulang kau membaca ni ah) mula-mula kau cakap 17, then 16.. tapi aku buat "happy 18th birthday" pulang arah tangan mu, but whatever young boy. I assume kau kana lahirkan 3 kali, yatah kau ada 3 umur.

I'm 18! and aku mahu pegang I.C sendiri. Jangan cakap aku kanak-kanak ah, aku takut hilang saja. Yatah mama ku pegangkan.

to be continued. INSYAALLAH. :D Assalamualaikum.

ini pipah!

Hi I'm back, with all my stupid and silly soul. hahahahahahahaha. By the way, before the holiday ends, I'd like to say "happy holiday". I know school is just around the corner, so what? suka hati I lah! and yeah, assignments!

Math makes me feel like arrrrggghhhhh! Mathematic is really fun, IF we really know how to do it (pah, use your brain that you were born with!). Otak ku cramp wah! Moreover, I haven't done my research and I haven't arranged my file in a good order. Busy ku busy...... tapi aku tipu.

Buatkan semua assignments ku eh. In return, I'll be your friend, like a very good friend. I can make you more famous than you could ever imagine, really! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nada deh, inda kan kamu pecaya? penipu kali aku ani ah.

eh, kalat mata ku ni. :) esok aku edit and sambung balik ah. OKAY? goodnight!

sikit ganya ni.

DONEEEEEEEEEEE!!! yang Data Representation pulang saja. well, at least. walaupun sebuting saja.

energy day!!!!

I MISS THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

today is ENERGY day!!!!!!!!





I should not go to school today...... save energy waaaaaah.


tapi aku rajin, yatah aku sekolah.... aku suka ni sekolah ah.





and you know what?? beg ku barat hari ani. aku rasa di PTE Meragang ani beg ku yang paling barat. banaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. aku selalu menipu kan? yatah masa ni aku INDA menipu. banyak energy aku keluarkan hari ani. so energy day tahun ani inda bermakna bagi ku.





eh, aku takut sir lim nampak apa yang ku buat masa ni. so i gotta gooooooooooooo!

oh woooah.

Let's sing with me... MUSIC PLEASE!

damn it, damn it, damn it, ooooh~
like damn it, damn it, damn it, no~
(dance)

lol.

Eh, aku menyasal buka tabuk kereta lapas hujan tadi pasalnya ada kereta melintas, sekalinya air yang ada arah jalan raya atu masuk ke tabuk dan menampar mukaku. Aku inda mau tampar balik, pasal hatiku suci dan segar.

:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

see, aku senyum saja dan atu membuktikan hatiku suci dan segar.

SOOODAH LAH.

Hehhh, I just bought a new foolscap papers and a blue pen. Blue pens ku semua warnanya kabur sudah, yang menandakan tidak lama lagi ia akan mati, R.I.P... tsk tsk tsk. :') terima kasih kerana sudah berjasa dan berjutaan beribuan beratusan berpuluhan berunitan terima kasih juga kepada si ADIK kerana meminjamkan pennya. She lend me her blue pen sampai aku ada pen baru. :D

Aku ada semangat belajar sudah (but not tonight) pasal foolscap ku masih tabal and pen ku masih baru.
Bisai ni kalau tiap-tiap hari foolscap ku tabal, bersemangat jua ku hari-hari. Tapikan kalau tiap-tiap hari foolscap ku tabal, ertinya aku malas jua tu pasal aku inda menulis or buat notes. Tapi kalau nipis foolscap ku, semangatku pun nipis. KUSUT KU EH, dan semua ani gara-gara foolscap. :@ !?&%*/@\$

Relax... bawa makan hello panda... macam Abang Amin. Ia ke kadai ganya kan membali hello panda yang seringgit atu?? Umur atu 19, tapi.... eh membari malaskan becakap. Tapi ia tetap abang kandungku yang dikandung oleh mama kandungku selama 9 bulan. Darah yang mengalir di badanku sama sepertinya, begitu juga dengan anak-anakku yang akan datang. EISEHHH, jauh sudah perjalanan ani.

HMMMM... tapi kadang-kadang aku tertanya-tanya, siapa lakiku sudah aku basar (I'm 18 now, basar sudah kah tu? tapi ramai berpendapat aku balum berakal)?

Pendapat kamu?

eh eh eh, kau lawa.

Assalamualaikum!

Aku inda paham ni kenapa urang buat ejaan tunggang-tebalik sekarang ani.

"MekOm", "SeMekOm", "aSkUm" , "AkUm".

YA ALLAH, you're ruining the meaning of "Assalamualaikum". Lain lagi yang mengeja/type inda betantu, contohnya tah mAcAmMaNy. LAWA TAH TU?

HEHHH, mengucap mau aku ani, diri sama juanyaaaa but hey, I'm not one of those poklens out there, I mean aku pemalas wah macam orang poklen saja (tapi poklen pemalas kan? awu kali ah, pasal durang selalu buat banyak short forms, kan?).

*PAH, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO READ RIGHT NOW!

Sekajap bah, sikit lagi! EHHH, teacher history cakap assessment isuk cancel pasal teacher balum ready kan merait papers. :((( aku selalu menipu wah, sekalinya apa yang ku bagitau di atas atu aku tipu, mun banar bisai tu.

*BAH, SUDAH PAH AH? KATAMU SEKAJAP SAJA, JANGAN KAN MUNGKIR JANJI.

o.O' bila ku bejanji? ah? nadakan? nada nada nada.... tapi aku bejanji dalam hati tadi, so bye!

Teacher caraikan tempat kami duduk, only 3 (or 4 (or 5)) of us pulang saja pasal kami banyak cakap and hey, I sit in FRONT of the class.

Me : teacher, sampai bila ku duduk sini?
Teacher : forever.

OMAIGADDDDDDD, poreberrr and olwesss.

Tapi masih bulih pusing belakang pasal si kanakanakanak ada di belakang, yatah macam nada beza. Cali sebenarnya waktu maths ani, cali yang tidak terkata.

Teacher : anyone who wants to answer question no.5 on a whiteboard?
Me : NOOOO.
Teacher : okay fifah, do question no.5.
Me : ahhh?

Baik pulang diam saja tu tapi baik jua lurus bah, inda membari malu.

Chuen : bla bla bla... InsyaAllah.
Rabiatul : kau tau kah apa erti 'InsyaAllah' ani?
Chuen : inda ku tau.
Me : ertinya kau Islam sudah tu.
Chuen : eh, Subhanallah.

You expect me not to laugh? No way, mestilah ketawa. Cali kali tu ah.

Bah, sekian. Salam hormat dan Assalamualaikum.

adik ku sayang.

Mama : Aiman sudah makan?
Me : balum kali eh pasal Aiman balum jumpa Syidah.
Abang Amin : Aimannn! kaka ucap Aiman.
Aiman : apa nya?!
Me : eksennya tu, mana ada kaka ucap Aiman.
Abang Amin : ada kali ah.
Me : bila?
Abang Amin : yang tadi ah.
Me : yang mana?
Abang Amin : yang 'atu' wah.
Me : yang 'Syidah' atu kah? *senyum sinis.
Abang Amin : awu wah. *membalas senyuman sinis.
Aiman : JANGAN WAH!
Abang Amin : bang Min inda cakap 'Syidah' tu ah.
Aiman : YATAH, JANGANTAH DI SABUT LAGI!
Me : EH! jangan cakap 'Syidah' lagi wah.
Aiman : SUDAH WAHHH.
Me : awu, kaka inda cakap 'Syidah' kali.
Aiman : EEEEEE!
Abang Amin : adang tah disabut lagi.
Me : sabut apa?
Abang Amin : yang 'nama' ah.
Me : yang 'Syidah' atu kah? *sekali lagi senyuman sinis terukir dibibir.
Abang Amin : nah Aiman, kaka sabut 'Syidah' lagi.
Aiman : ADANG BAHHHHHH!

Pema'aah eh. :DDD

13th April 2010.

Last night, when I was doing my homework, I didn't feel excited for my birthday. I think because I was too busy and too lazy last night. Moreover, Rabiatul didn't do the homework so I didn't do my homework too. HEHEHE.

Today I arrived at school at 7.++ and I didn't go to my locker this morning, I just went straight to my registration class. They (Ema, Liyana, Nisa, Chua, Raza and others)greeted me. Tarus kambang lah apalagi. :DD

But in the afternoon I was really tired, tired of walking around, searching for the member of the drama club, ALONE. After 3-5 kali pusing dari kantin ke first floor then I saw one of the member. In about 30 minutes later, the teacher dismissed the club. I walked around the school ALONE, then went to the canteen ALONE. But luckily Zani was there and he told me Nana was at the lobby.

At the lobby, I saw si Chuen Han.

C.Han : Sini kau kajap.
Me : Kenapa kan?
C.Han : Aku mau kenalkan kau urang yang sama birthday dengan kau.
Me : Siapa?
C.Han : Sini kau.

He asked me to follow him, so I followed him, Nana followed me and nobody followed Nana. :D

C.Han : Ni naaaaah.

Suryana rupanya maksudkannya ni. She is my mate in GP and Maths class. :) But she's in 1993. Becerita ehhh.

So far, birthday yang paling penat ialah hari ini. Tapi siuk because my GP mates were singing lagu kegemaran urang yang hari jadi, and every class ada urang greet. :DDD

I just received this message,

"I wish u a 'Happy Birthday' though its nt smeting special bt stil wish u al the best.
If we were close maybe i wil give u a gift(chocolate or smeting) bt stil i wil give u one n hpe u like it:

Imagine that ur surrounding is a field that u stand in the middle.
Instead the long grass that surround the field,
Imagine the long grass as a red rose n also a yellow one that simbolize as love n frenship.
Imagine the field has the wind that blow the flower nt to light bt also nt to strong.
Becoz of the wind the flower produce a wonderful scent.
Then imagine the field as a wnderful sight that follows with sun rise.

This is my gift..U may tink that im nt close to u bt to me ur frenship is a valuable ting.. From ur dear fren Khairul Alimin A.K.A Bob Geldof...Hehe =)
P.S. Try nt forget bout me! Btw was it gud? I hope nt too corny..In any case HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u..Enjoy ur day =) btw pah diz one is my special greeting punya dedicate to my fren yg i tink dpt ja for diz year hpe u like it...Bru ku tpikir ne so apreciate it..."

This is the longest text I've ever received, thanks. :D

Mari bercerita.

During georaphy;

scene 1.

* teacher masuk class.

Fizah, Nabilah (kali) and I: hai teacher!
Teacher: hai! (pause) okay, this is weird.

HAHAHAHAHA, homework balum siap sebenarnya. :D

scene 2.

Teacher: you want me to release all of you now?
Me: YES!
* others were looking at me.
Me: hmmmm... no.

DASAR! nada bah minat kan belajar ah.

It's 5.27 a.m

Hello, Assalamualaikum. :)

I'm bored. Hmmmmmm, holiday will always be awaited by anyone and that includes me but I need to escape from this holiday. I'm inactive. You know, cycle of eat-sleep.

I don't like staying at home for too long (who does?) but I can't go out everyday. Save $$$$$$. I really want to go back to school. Doing some works, I mean, a lot of works.

But school is just around the corner. I'm nervous. You're probably feeling excited on the first day because of all the new things. Or maybe nervous just like me but at the same time, I'm excited. I really am. :D

Sixth form.

Hi, Assalamualaikum.

Actually, I wanted to continue my study at Maktab Duli but babah told me to go to PTEM with Abang Amin. PFFFFFT. But it doesn't matter. So I'm going to PTEM this year.

I just realized that I haven't posted about my result here. Well, I got 7 'O's. Alhamdulillah. I didn't managed to get credits for my biology and chemistry, only D. Actually, I thought I'd get 3 'O's only. But where did I get another extra 4 'O's? Heeheheh.

I won't forget the day I got my result, 6th february 2010. I was very happy, and I still am. Dykeh, I just read your blog and yes, I was crying. That was the first time I cried at school, I've been studying for 12 years and that was my FIRST time...... and the LAST time. Malu waaah. I was crying because I was happy and I was shocked. Tapi masa result o'level june gagah ia aing mata ah, padahal inda dapat apa-apa.

I found it difficult to choose my subjects for A level. I was about to take physics. Tapi inda match dengan history and sociology. So digantilah dengan geography.

Okay, it's time for lunch. I should stop now.

Supermama!

Me: ma, form six jua sudah ni, bulih bekawan ni ah? Mama mau yang macammana? Yang kaya?
Mama: jangan tah diliat yang kaya atu, asalkan ia pandai........... sama ADA TANAH.
Me: ahhh????????? Hahahahahahaha.

She was just joking, so guys jangan takutkan merapati ah. HAHAHHAHAHA, lol. I'm not that desperate.

Mama selalu panggil kami macammani;

"Pipaaaah........, Amiiiiiin.........., Aimaaaaan.............!"

Padahal mama kan panggil Aiman seorang saja tu, or Abang Amin saja, or me. Tapi ia panggil nama kami SEMUAAA, yatah bingung kami.

But I love you, Supermama! :D

Boom boom pow.

How should I describe my feelings right now? Pissed off? (thinking) no, no, no. Words cannot describe it. HMMMPHH. I don't feel like throwing something but... I know you're not mature enough, difahami but try to understand me okay? I know you won't read this, so readers, don't get offended :D and I love you.

"Ku dangar result keluar sudah".
"Result ada sudah, karang patang kali ada".
"Esok confirm ada ni".

Macam-macam sudah didangar. Tunggu punya tunggu, na-da-ha-da. Andangnya, but we're not babal. I'm still not satisfied with you. If you happen to read this, please get offended.

O
K
A
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Another dot dot dot.

Hi.

I don't feel like blogging tonight but since batah sudah inda singgah, so here I am.

Nothing much to say, I just want to say that.... I love you. Hahahahaha. Bah, jangantah merepek. We went to Pantai Muara for a picnic and it was dotdotdot. We saw orang lamas (Aida's first cousin).

Innalillah... Al-Fatihah.

Hey, I'm no longer an employee. And Rizal too. I resigned on the 12th January which was one day after Rizal's resignation. I'm gonna miss you, friends. Let me list down their names.

Nad.
Rizal.
Louisa.
Nurul.
Bel (DQ).
Erman (DQ).
A.B (DQ).
Ka Lita.
Gaye.
Francis.
Ka Reda.
Gary.
Ina.
Aunty Noriah.
Aunty Roziah.
Norman.
Another Nurul (kali).
Rafi.
Novi.
Albert.
Agus.
Abang.
Banjo.
Fendi.
Mariono.
Ferry.
Sir Roni.
Sir Kenneth.

At first, I wasn't sure about my decision but after I had a conversation with Amal then I made up my mind. On the next day, I just stayed at home. Kira beranti mengajut lah. Beranti ada sebab ni ah, bukan saja-saja.

I went to the Mangrove Paradise Resort last saturday which was on the 9th January with my ex-schoolmates in Sekolah Ugama Sungai Besar. I think it was the first time wah kami (me, Syazana Kahar, Syahida As, Pijah Damit, Amalina Noorhan, Farid, Mizah and Kamalia) lunch sama-sama :D we talked, we laughed, we ate and click click click. FUN! And hey! I ate broccoli! First time wah :D